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yyyyyyyyyyou ye bas%*$d It finally happened to me and it happened today. I feel lost, ashamed, sorry and stuffed with extraordinary amounts of self-loathing. After nearly ten years in the retail trade, dealing with the ‘public’, the people of the world’s problems, desires and demands; I...

Keen and excited for the shadow of the season ahead? Nervous about your impending form? Worry not; I have the solution, the Philadelphia Solution. Simply follow these three steps and I will guarantee you a better season than last. Than ever imagined. No magic or...

This past week you will have noticed a strange creature lumbering along the side of the road at the speed of a push mower. The bit of the road where you normally are. A life form, more gifted in girth, and facial rouge than the...

He sounded like an ambulance  of anger, the way he yelled out the window at us. All red faced and scary and wrong. “GET off the phuckinn rRr….” was all I got before his rage was lost in diesel smoke and speed. On any 100km spin...

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